Friday, January 04, 2008

OMG, a rich relative died and I'm the sole heir!

I can't believe it! An uncle died in a plane crash in Africa and and all I have to do is forward my bank account information and they'll wire it straight away! Oh, oh, oh I have to figure out what I'll do first! I think I'll buy a house on the river, and a boat, and I'll fly around the country and meet all of the Widdas and take them out to Starbucks (since you have to be freaking rich to afford their coffee LOL). Oh I can't wait. Off to send that email now...ta ta!

(Is the sarcasm dripping off the screen yet? LOL)

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