Billy Bob Weirdo

Guy emails me because of an online profile I have at a religious website. Makes small talk and then asks if I want to start as friends and see where things go.

Me: I'm actually not interested in anything beyond friends right now. I've had a couple bad experiences and just want to chill.

Dude: That's cool. I've never had a serious relationship and am fine being friends. (OK, red flag right here but I digress)

Me: Um, ok.

Dude: Here's my work, cell, home and pager numbers, and here's my private email address. (I know, I know, red flag #2)

In the course of subsequent emails, Dude makes the following comments:

"You seem like a good woman to be around with"
"You seem like a good hearted woman. I like that."
"You are such a sweetheart. A good woman."
"I'm in town right now (WTF?) would you like to meet up? I'll come back next month and the month after."
"Here's 50 billion pictures of me, some seem like duplicates but they're really just different angles showing just how cool my mustache is." (Ok he didn't say that, but I'm just assuming he must be thinking it)

Then there's more of the "good woman, sweet hearted woman" ad nauseum. I'm imagining a Billy Bob Thornton Sling-blade type of voice

"Good woman, mmm-hmmm" LOL

Come to think of it, he looks a little like ol' Sling Blade.